The hitch came when he got to the part about sex. For twenty minutes he thought about it, but didn’t know what would affect him in a positive manner. His lack of experience in that area really made it difficult to know what kind of sexual life he wanted, beyond getting laid on a frequent basis. He decided that he would prefer to have a conventional sex life with occasional forays into things that were a little more risqué.There wasn’t too much to say about the spiritual aspects of his life. He wasn’t a particularly religious man, but he did believe in God. The family didn’t attend church every week, but did go on special occasions. The image of him taking his young children to the church and watching as they dropped a dime each in the collection tray brought a smile to his face. He wanted to feel that God was watching over him. It wasn’t that he was a fervent believer of God, but that he didn’t want to discover one day that God had been watching over him for decades, with. Now GET THE FUCK OUT and DON’T COME BACK!”Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked “Does anyone want to tell me what that fuckstick slacker did here?”From across the room a voice said “Pizza delivery guy”.A doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he told his assistant “Jimmy, I am going hunting tomorrow and we don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of our patients”.“Yes, sir...” answers Jimmy.The doctor goes hunting and returns the next day and asks “So Jimmy, how was your day?” Jimmy tells him he took care of three patients. “The first one had a headache, so I gave him TYLENOL”.“Bravo, Jimmy! And the second one?” says the doctor.The second one had stomach burning, and I gave him MAALOX, sir” says Jimmy.“Bravo, bravo Jimmy! You’re good at this and what; about the third one?” asks the doctor.Sir, I was sitting here, and suddenly the door opens, and a woman enters like a flame. She undresses.
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